• kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:Show offTHE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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fuckyeahfashioncouture:

Natalie Portman and  Audrey Hepburn for  Miss Dior 

 

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smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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(Source: baara)

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

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ngeniuskidd:

namesoutloud:

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

Friendship and Relationship goals

Awww

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

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unimpressedcats:

This is my kitten, Dexter. He is constantly getting food on the top of his head (somehow??) so I have to wash it off nearly everyday. This is the result. Silly kitty!

unimpressedcats:

This is my kitten, Dexter. He is constantly getting food on the top of his head (somehow??) so I have to wash it off nearly everyday. This is the result. Silly kitty!

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ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

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kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

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