THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
- kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
- me: well lets see kids
- me: *throws dart at map of the world*
- me: hm
- me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
- me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.